A totally mallu joke :)

Aana and urmbu were @ d railway station ven janshatabdi express came along..

Urumbu: eda aane, dat was donated 2 d railways by me..

Aana: edae puluveera.. i ll giv u 100 rs. if sumbudy else testifies it.

D intelligent urumbu gave rs. 10 to a girraffe n askd him 2 tel d aana dat it was urumbu hu donated it.. aana lost rs. 100..

Witout tinkin of his empty purse (wich initally had juz rs. 100), aana made a declaration wile d rajadani express was abt to come..

Aana: dat train was donated by me..

Urumbu knew very wel dat aana's purse weighed nil..Thus he said..

Urumbu: if sumbudy else testifies ur claim i shal giv u rs. 1000/-

n finally aana got rs. 1000/-..

How?

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no u rnt inteligent enuf
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Railway announcement.
Yathrakkarude shredhakku...Rajdhani express aane ki sambhavana hai..

:D:D:D:D

PS: Please pardon the 'dirty' english! But I thought it terribly cute here!